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kotomo 发表于 2012-8-29 22:24 
唉...你明知我是k君....還這樣考我?....
你已经学有小成，这样的英文只是一片蛋糕
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anyｂｏｄｙ else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anyｂｏｄｙ here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” |
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